March 2012
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that moment when
your sneeze triggers a nosebleed in your poorly draining shower
February 2012
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Like,
who the fuck actually listens to that shit in their homes? I am SO peeved by this situation. There is no melody … there is no alternation … it is literally *n-ts n-ts bark bark bark n-ts bark bark bark*
Soon to be interrupted by the sound of RIPPING
But really I’ll just hex them from the safety of my bedroom
Oh!
Oh my gosh! Neighbors in the apartment over! I completely forgot how much I FUCKING LOVE YOUR SHITTY YAPPING DOG AND SHITTY THUMPING BASS ANYTIME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 12AM AND 6AM.
PUT ON SOME FUCKING HOLLYWOOD SADCORE, GIVE YOUR DOG A BONE, AND GO TO BED LIKE THE REST OF US.
DAMN.
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jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:
Regina Spektor - All The...
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don't blame it on me
blame it on my wild heart
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Re: DO ME ON IT
"you mean impressions, right? i'll just croakily joke about coffee and listen to beyonce"
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jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk replied to your post: Everyday I realize
my collection of crew neck sweaters has been growing rapidly since last fall… oops?
It is both a curse, and a gift. I had this conversation yesterday:
“Omg, I love your hoodie!!” “It doesn’t have a hood.”
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Everyday I realize
that a higher percentage of all the days are becoming “today’s-just-going-to-be-a-sweatshirt-kinda” days
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Fast & Loose: In Witch I stick to my day job →
behindthisbeard:
I bought a Groupon for a 2 day screenwriting lecture at the University of Toronto on a whim. I don’t know what the session entails, but if it requires me to have some type of project— I’ll be screwed. If worst comes to worst, I suppose I’ll have to use the idea Michael, Dean and I joked about last weekend. I was a little hungover, but I think it goes a little something like...
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jeffreytaylorrr replied to your photo
You got me all ~hooked~ on Nina Simone from your latest vid. THANKS. no but really. into this.
YEAH, Nina is everything I love <3 THANKS :)
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noyes replied to your post: life is a line
but like lines extend indefinitely in both directions sooooo life is a line segment?
No, like a line at the grocery store. Except your choices are death or recognition instead of debit or credit, and you have more than enough time to decide, but somehow never take your wallet out of your pocket until the last minute because someone handsome walked by...
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life is a line
and you die at the end
The Breakfast Bachelor →
threefeetdeep:
With a love for breakfast and an entry titled “An Unlikely Dough-mance,” this has to be my new favorite WordPress.
heyyy, a post from a while ago!
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because we're currently in post-production I'm...
marc4marc replied to your photo: New Pressing Questions video coming your way…
I have two questions: 1. Are you an orphan? 2. Who’s more menaced by language, Derrida or Lacan?
1. I was born from the spittle first drooled over the first loaf of fresh sourdough, so NO I don’t have “traditional parents” and 2. I’ve never read Derrida OR Lacan because I put my humanities...
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tylerbarton: What songs make up the best breakfast soundtrack?
kjlynx: What delicious things can I make and eat in a hurry before work??
Thanks for the questions, guys! Tune in Friday!
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Got a Pressing Question for the Breakfast...
Ask away, and I’ll answer it for this Friday’s second installment of “Pressing Questions.”
:)
9 Little Known Facts About Notable Women in Black... →
thechanelmuse:
From the article:
Nina Simone - Her involvement in civil rights was spurred by an incident at her first classical piano recital at age 12. During the recital, her parents sat in seats in the front of the building to see her play, but were told to move to the back to make way for white guests. She wasn’t having that though. The young girl refused to perform until her parents were...